IT’S A TURTLE NUT BOWL!
Okay, just stop it now Anthropologie, just stop. I cannot handle much more of your homewares, my cupboards are just not roomy enough.
But now I realise I’ve always wanted a nut bowl in the shape of a turtle. I mean, why hadn’t I come to this conclusion before? How did Anthro just know? I do eat a lot of nuts and they do need a bowl specifically designed for them for me to eat said nuts from… it just makes total sense that the designated receptacle would be a turtle. I have such clarity now, there’s nothing for it, I must buy one. My nuts will be so happy.
Oh no, wait…. what’s this? A lovely tray, oh and it’s £48…
Oh dear, I think I’m going to pass out…. Yep…. it’s happening…